A very drunk man goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartenderserves him and asks him if he would like to try the bar game of darts.Three in the bullseye and win a prize.. Only a dollar for three darts.

The drunk agrees and throws the first dart. A bullseye!! He downsanother drink, takes aim on wobbly feet, lets go...Two bulls eyes!!!!Two more quick drinks go down. Barely able to stand, he lets go ofthe last dart. Three bulls eyes!!!

All are astounded. No one has ever won before. The bartender searchesfor a prize... grabs a turtle from the bar's terrarium and presents it tothe drunk as his prize.

Three weeks pass... The drunk returns and orders more drinks, thenannounces he would like to try the dart game again. To the totalamazement and wonderment of all the local drunks, he scores threemore bulls eyes and demands his prize.

The bartender, being a sort of drunk himself, and a bit shortof memory, doesn't know what to give, so he asks the drunk.

"Say, what did you win the last time?"

And the drunk responds, "A roast beef sandwich on a hard roll!"