Not to be outdone by these little SNK (snot nosed kids), now, finally we long-suffering seniors have our own texting codes!

I thought you should know their codes in case you get one from a senior.

Texting for Seniors as follows:

BFF - Best Friend's Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring your own teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

ROFL.CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WATP - Where are the Prunes

WWNO -Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In