English sign in German cafe: "Mothers, Please Wash Your Hans Before Eating"
On a scientist's door: "Gone Fission"
Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people"
On a music teacher's door: "Out Chopin"
On the door of a music library: "Bach in a minuet"
At a farmer's field: "The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges"
In a podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels"
On a front door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog"
Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action"
On maternity room door: "Push, Push, Push"
Sign on fence: "Salesmen welcome - dog food is expensive"
Muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place"