Simple Home Remedies:
THESE REALLY WORK!!
I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real!
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
- Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to
hold the vegetables while you chop.
- (for men) Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by
using the sink.
- For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few
minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
- A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling
over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
- if you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be
afraid to cough.
- You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move
and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
- If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
DAILY THOUGHT:
Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a
smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.