One time I got sick and landed in hospital.There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, and how are we doing this morning?

Or
Are we ready for a bath?
Or
Are we hungry?

I had had enough of this particular nurse. One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand. Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went!

The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said, my, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.

At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, Popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying, Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!

The nurse fainted... I just smiled.

DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!