The lady in the pew next to me was saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:

"Dear Lord: The last four or five years have been very tough.
You have taken my favorite actor - Paul Newman;
My favorite actress - Elizabeth Taylor;
My favorite singer - Andy Williams;
My favorite author - Tom Clancy;
And now, my favorite comedians - Robin Williams and Joan Rivers.

I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are:

Adam Schiff, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Maxine Waters, Elizabeth Warren, Joe (touchy) Biden and Barry Sanders, and I also have a special place in my heart for George Soros, Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton and Chicago's mayor, Rahm Emanuel and my favorite shoe salesman Colin Kaepernick.
Amen"